Drug Golf Update/Trip Report
Hey Guys,
I know many of you expressed ill sentiments against my last post about celebrating my 21st birthday by playing drug golf (check last post for explanation). But I have survived to tell the tale. Many people have accused me of lying and baiting, and all I have to say is some people actually have ambition. The holes were as follows:
Hole 1: Alcohol (tequila shot)
Hole 2: Acid (half tab)
Hole 3: Kava (large teaspoon of extract)
Hole 4: Shrooms (0.8 grams)
Hole 5: Ayahuasca (2g Syrian rue, 25mg DMT)
Hole 6: Weed (1 bowl)
Hole 7: Ketamine (sizeable bump)
Hole 8: Blinker on vape
Hole 9: Nitrous
Holes 1-5 were very chill, it was a mild psychedelic affect likely dampened by being in the city. My suggestion for taking kava extract is to, if possible, not dump it in your mouth and try to wash it down with water. Doing so may caused me to return it to nature. The weed was smoked through the most painfully small pipe imaginable. It started a much more noticeable psychedelic experience but one still under control. The ketamine however changed things. Being pulled “forward” by so many different psychedelics and then “backwards” by a dissociative is quite an experience. The peak was quite unpleasant, I mostly remember feeling incredibly sweaty and my hands felt like they were swollen, filled with liquid and were about to explode. Going into clubs was unfortunately not an option for me any longer. Unfortunately holes 8-9 were not completed due my friends relationship ending.
One the non substance side of things we had two seperate long conversations with random tweakers who needed someone to talk to. One was really drunk and the other was on xans, so I think the moral of the story is do fun things with drugs, not sad things like be a tweaker.
Posted Dec 6, 2025, 6:25 PM UTC