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A reporter asks a man on the street what he loves most in life.

"Smoking! I love smoking. I love it more than life itself. If I could, I'd smoke 24 hours a day. I'd never let the cigarette leave my lips. I just love smoking!"

"Okay, okay..." the reporter says. "I understand, But, is there anything else you love?"

"Sex!" the man shouts. "I love sex! I'd do it morning, noon, and night. Honestly, if I could, I’d crawl right inside a woman, deep into pussy, just climb all the way in there, only my head would sticking out."

"But, Why would you leave your head sticking out?"

"For smoking, because I love smoking!"

Posted Dec 6, 2025, 6:31 PM UTC

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