When someone tells others how to live their lives I'll say offensive stuff just to shut them up.

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Not anything racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. I'll say offensive things to bigots, though. Like saying they're more highly inbred than a Targaryen and, "I know it's hard what with your father also being your uncle and your mom also being your aunt-sister. But you shouldn't take it out on others."

I'm talking specifically about people who try to push things like their religion, diet, and the like down others' throats.

For example: I'm Childfree By Choice. If I see someone saying that all women are meant to be mothers, that it's sick and wrong to be childfree, etc, I'll respond with "Children are a curse. They steal your health, money, and freetime. Plus the planet is overpopulated. Everyone should stop having children for the next 20 years."

I don't actually believe children are a curse, I'm just saying it to make them so angry they shut up.

With militant vegans saying everyone should be vegan I'll say how vegan food sucks, how we were meant to be omnivores, and provide links to the cruelty to human beings in agriculture, like how cashews are harvested by slaves. And since militant vegans are usually white, I'll say, "But you don't care about that because the human beings enslaved and tortured for your "food" aren't white and therefore don't matter to you."

I'll tell people on the carnivore diet they have eating disorders and need therapy. I also tell them humans are meant to be omnivores.

Anti-vaxxers I'm most offensive with. Stuff I probably can't post here. Let's just say I'll call them abusers, morally bankrupt, compare them to John Wayne Gacy, etc. Denying your child life saving vaccines because you've been brainwashed into believing vaccines will turn kids into gay autistic Satanists is pure evil. They should all be arrested for attempted murder.

Christians - I'll tell them how the idea of a messiah was stolen from the Jews, remind them Jesus, if he was ever real, was Jewish, how the messiah is NOT supposed to be a demigod but an ordinary human who does extraordinary things, and how the messiah was supposed to throw the Romans out of Judea AKA Roman occupied Israel, then add "If Jesus was the messiah then Palestine wouldn't exist as it never would've gotten the chance to exist. The fact it does exist proves Jesus was a false messiah."

(For the record, I'm a Pagan if anyone cares.)

If someone says monogamy/marriage should be everyone's only goal I'll say how monogamy is stupid and unnatural and humans were meant to be polyamorous. (Granted, the older I get the more I am solely interested in polyamory for many reasons. But that's not to really put down monogamy. I only say this to shut the person shoving monogamy down people's throats as if that's the only way to live up.)

When it comes to music my taste runs to older stuff, the only modern musicians I'll voluntarily listen to is Ghost. Otherwise my tastes are strictly Big Band to Disco. If someone tells me I'm dumb (which has happened) and I should listen to people like Taylor Swift, especially if they're extremely pushy about it until I reach my breaking point, I'll say Taylor Swift is a tone deaf, overly autotuned w**** who only got a recording contract because she was willing to take it up the ****. Again, it's not that I actually believe that. I just want them to shut up, go away, and stop telling me what I'm supposed to like. If I prefer Ella Fitzgerald, that doesn't do anything to harm your life.

So, yeah, try to tell me or people in general they have to live the life you decree, I'm going to say something super offensive just to make you close your mouth.

Posted Dec 7, 2025, 4:53 AM UTC

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