Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that MANGO. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any curvy/thicc/chubby women on here that are feeling kinda horny or in the mood to touch themselves right now.

I absolutely adore chubby women. Your curves deserve to be appreciated and loved. I think a Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy/Pubic Area) looks sexy as fuck. Just the mere sight of it makes me salivate and want to go down even more I have to say. The only thing better than a chubby pussy is a >!chubby hairy pussy!< if you ask me.

About me

I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH.
I've got dark hair and eyes, as of late there's a bit of silver in there which I'm not too proud about if I'm honest (in my hair I mean, not silver in my eyes, that would be concerning).
I do wear round-ish glasses (not quite as spherical as the ones Harry Potter wears if that's what you're thinking).
Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer:I probably don't taste as yummy though).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

!Normally a 5′7″.!<

What you can expect

Well, the plan is rather simple, to help you get wet as fuck, have you edge, and eventually help you orgasm by describing how I'd touch and feel you up, absolutely devour that needy chubby pussy, use and fuck you (respectfully of course), how I would control and dominate you among various other things in great graphic detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks you're into etc.

What I'm looking for:

• Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
• Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
• I'm open to short and long term conversations.
• RP is something that doesn't really interest me , neither is it my forte. So if that is a deal breaker then it's totally fine , I wish you the best of luck in finding a suitable chatting partner elsewhere.
• It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
• I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.
• Pictures aren't necessary.

* Bonus points if you happen to have a Fupa.

*If you've managed to read this far , please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite brand of chocolate is (currently mine's Ferrero Rocher) in the first message so I know you've read the post.

Ciao!