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FitAtmosphere3514

Germany towards the end of ww2

My longest headcanon is that Germany was the one who killed Hitler, long before the war Germany disliked Hitler but after the invasion of Poland he fucking HATED him. But was scared of him because he knew if step out of line he'll go after Italy or Japan. So he waited for the opportunity for him shoot him. On the day it happened, Germany step out of line, and Hitler threaten to hurt Italy(North), so Germany took out a gun, and shot him dead. When the allies showed up and realized he shoot Hitler, they where like:

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: Yo! You killed him, man. We wanted to do that! >:(

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช is like:ย I had to hear him rant about Jewish people, women, and other minorities groups for the last 12 years, be grateful that I shoot him๐Ÿซฉ.

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: shit you right.

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: You wanna burn the body with me and Italy.

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ: sure

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท: Yo can we join too?

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ: sure!๐Ÿ˜

The Italy brothers๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น: can we also join?

๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช: of course!๐Ÿ˜ I fucking hated him!

The end, fun!

Posted Dec 7, 2025, 4:59 AM UTC

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