Germany towards the end of ww2
My longest headcanon is that Germany was the one who killed Hitler, long before the war Germany disliked Hitler but after the invasion of Poland he fucking HATED him. But was scared of him because he knew if step out of line he'll go after Italy or Japan. So he waited for the opportunity for him shoot him. On the day it happened, Germany step out of line, and Hitler threaten to hurt Italy(North), so Germany took out a gun, and shot him dead. When the allies showed up and realized he shoot Hitler, they where like:
๐บ๐ธ๐ท๐บ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ง๐ซ๐ท๐จ๐ณ: Yo! You killed him, man. We wanted to do that! >:(
๐ฉ๐ช is like:ย I had to hear him rant about Jewish people, women, and other minorities groups for the last 12 years, be grateful that I shoot him๐ซฉ.
๐บ๐ธ๐ท๐บ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ง๐ซ๐ท๐จ๐ณ: shit you right.
๐ฉ๐ช: You wanna burn the body with me and Italy.
๐บ๐ธ๐ท๐บ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ง๐ซ๐ท๐จ๐ณ: sure
๐ต๐ฑ๐ณ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ง๐ช๐ฌ๐ท: Yo can we join too?
๐บ๐ธ: sure!๐
The Italy brothers๐ฎ๐น: can we also join?
๐ฉ๐ช: of course!๐ I fucking hated him!
The end, fun!
Posted Dec 7, 2025, 4:59 AM UTC