Thought I checked out my ego

Always thought I was rocking 6.3 inches and I was so proud of that shit because I was always favored over others for the “motion of the ocean”.

Got drunk tonight and decided to measure (who knows if that hinders the full length), got 6.8 inches long

I was wondering if my girth measurement was right, I didn’t have the kind of tape measure to wrap it around my dick so I measured the diameter—it ended up being 2 inches. When I tried looking deeper into it Google said I had a dick with a 6.28 inch girth which is very rare and doesn’t seem right

God this post is so fucking ridiculous 😭