27 [M4F] #Online - Gentle Dom & Silly Goose Seeking banter

The Vibe: Disillusioned with humanity but stubbornly hopeful about individuals.A painfully self-aware, neurospicy (AuDHD) mind in a functional human costume. Think of me as a misanthropic romantic with a dark sense of humour and a soft centre I'll deny exists.

The Stats & Specifics:

• Age: 27
• 180cm of existential dread (and limbs).
• Man
• Brain Type: AuDHD. I listen to podcasts, videos, and life at 2x speed. My internal processor is both a blessing and a curse.
• Voice: Unfortunately blessed with an awful English accent. You'll get used to it.
• Literary Mood: "I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man." (Dostoevsky fanfiction, but make it modern).
• Mental Landscape: Highly functional, clinically depressed. I know how to mask for society, but I'd rather not with you.

You Might Be My Person If You Are:

• Communicative & Direct. Please don't make me decode vague texts.
• Painfully Self-Aware. You've also stared into the abyss and made a weird face back.
• Intellectually Curious , Have a personality. You enjoy connecting disparate ideas.
• Fluent in English (and ideally British sarcasm/cynicism).
• On the Taller Side (a bonus if you eclipse my 180cm). Physical note: While I have a long, detailed list of aesthetic preferences, I will happily throw it directly into the bin if we genuinely vibe and understand each other.

What I'm Looking For I am not looking for a single conversation or a one-night stand or hook ups . I seek a long-term connection that can start online and mature into IRL. I'm eccentric and refuse to sand down my edges to fit in. If you appreciate unfiltered authenticity, dark humour, and deep conversation alongside the silly goose moments, let's talk.

** Why on dating older**

90% of people who contacted me where older women , if you want to enjoy my chaotic thoughts feel to get in touch