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Claiming Old McDonald is a grifter doesn't make any sense. (HALF-LIFE 3 TOMORROW CONFIRMED???)

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Like it's just not consistent with his behavior. Have y'all seen the way he acts when he doesn't think Half-Life 3 is coming out?

For like three years after Alyx came out he was depressedly streaming like, Mmod and TF2 and shit, and when asked about Half-Life 3, would exasperatedly say "No, they're not working on it" every time.

This community is constantly hyping itself up for special dates that make no sense because Portal 2 was an ARG 15 years ago, and then blaming people who didn't do anything.

Like, think about this logically. You're ClickBait McGriftsman, and you want to make a million dollars by lying to people on the internet. What method do you choose?

A) AI Slop misinformation B) Plitcl Pundit C) Pandering to elderly religious people D) Collaborate with 2 other content creators with different goals to construct a false reality for your viewers centered around a game franchise that hasn't been relevant since the Obama administration.

Like, maybe the game doesn't exist, we've all been collectively hallucinating for the past couple years, And HLX is a new brand of lotion they're launching. At the very least I believe TyVix is being honest about what information he has and what he believes. Because I'm not fucking stupid lmao.

Posted Dec 7, 2025, 12:47 PM UTC

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