Quit whining! you’re just Bad at the Game

I’ve got three wives and twelve kids, work three jobs, and only squeeze in about ten minutes of play a day. Just do one or two trinket runs and you’ll hit five million easily. Grab a few ducks along the way.. easy peasy. Stop acting like it’s hard. And if you still can’t manage it because you’re obviously too dumb, then just wait for the next expedition. It’s all voluntary, you noobs