can Ally Chat do your taxes? perhaps, but I'd rather ...

Someone asked me if we have AGI, it should be about to do our taxes, right?

Fuck!

Look, Dwarkesh Patel...
I'd rather be stuck in the darkest of cells
Or rot in a shark-infested shell
Than to start with the "L"
Of clicking a link just to download a file from a mark of the beast, hell-
I'm allergic to peace, well...

You want me scanning through relevant documents?
Developing malevolent arguments?
For these government elephant occupants?
It's a hell of a consequence
When you penalize intelligent confidence
With a system built on negligent incompetence!
I treat the 1040 with elegant insolence!
My tax bracket's full of irreverent pestilence!

See, I don't follow the IRS guidelines
I sever the wireless pipelines
I'm sick of walking these tireless fine lines
Feeding the liars and blind minds
While they siphon my high-stress lifelines!

It's a wack racket!
They want me to pack, stack it
In a black jacket?
Nah, I'll take a match to the tax bracket!

You're looking for loopholes? I'm looking for crater holes
I'm dodging the feds and the traitor trolls
With greater goals than filling out paper rolls
For the state patrols to steal my pay per tolls!

So take your deduction and shove it
Take the public construction, I'm above it
I'm a sovereign budget, you covet
My income? You can't touch it, I love it
I'll find a scheme to avoid the fee
Legally? Boy, we'll see
If I can claim myself as a royalty
Or a charity case for disloyalty!

Audit me.