So, what's the state of everyone's couch?

Our couch is a disaster. I bought it about 3ish years ago from Big Sandy before I had my daughter and moved in with my now husband.

First, the dog (rehomed to family members after he tried to bite the baby) and he would rub his butt and try to diggg in the couch. Then my daughter peed on the couch a few times when I stupidly would try to change her on it. Then theres spit up of course. Now that she's a toddler she pours her milk on it when I'm not looking/sticks food between the cushions. The shampooer doesn't really do much because the liquids are deep in the cusion.

Next couch will need to be pleather 🤦‍♀️