The signs in a choir
Aries: just vibing along
Taurus: aggressively mouthing the words because they wanted to go home an hour ago
Gemini: dancing in the back
Cancer: wondering wtf is going on with Taurus and Gemini
Leo: over-singing in hopes there’s someone recording and they end up getting a record deal
Virgo: slaps Leo with a book because they sound awfully obnoxious
Libra: didn’t even show up
Scorpio: contemplating if they should crash out or just keep singing
Sagittarius: also over-singing in spite of Leo
Capricorn: tells the director to make the whole choir start over because they heard one person start off key
Aquarius: angrily duct taping Sagittarius’ mouth shut because they were screeching next to them
Pisces: leaves
Posted Dec 7, 2025, 10:56 PM UTC
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