Husband came back from his business conference

... but I googled it and there was no such conference.

I think he just went on vacation by himself and claimed he was going to a business conference out of town.

He probably thought he deserves a break from the chaos at home: a pregnant wife, 2 toddlers, and not enough free time to workout and play video games uninterrupted.

Maybe this week I'll go to a business conference, too. One for SAHMs who gave up their careers temporarily while speed running their family-building phase, but who plan to get back to work and then divorce their dirtbag husbands as soon as they can find safe and reliable childcare.