What is your funniest childhood story (or story)?

My private Chinese kindergarten is very funny. When I was 1-5 I was in a private Chinese kindergarten and the classroom have a bathroom where the toilets are squat toilets and urinals are a big giant urinal where everyone pees in one giant urinal and then it flush away. The bathroom has no stalls and/or privacy and the teacher have to supervise. One time, I saw my classmate pee and his pee is shooting very hard and I thought it looked cool so I asked my teacher how do I make my pee shoot very hard and she told me to drink more water so I did and my pee shot very hard 😂😭. My kindergarten also have breakfast time, lunch time, fruit time, dinner time, nap time, dairy time, etc. Art, jump roping, and violin are required subjects. I remember that we are all required to play the violin, even the teachers. The kindergarten is very big and spacious it is 3 stories tall. Chinese kindergartens have a lot of fun activities and amenities too.

This is scary but also kind of funny at the same time. When I was 5 I was in China I was sleeping and then I had a nightmare that there was a shadow figure with a square head in a walking position smiling at me. A few days later, I went to my grandparents house and saw the same shadow that was in my dream but this time it was in real life! In 2022 when I was in 4th grade, I shared my story to the whole class and they were shocked. One of my classmates said she saw it too. She was living in China, she was 5 back then, and she saw the shadow too, and the shadow was smaller in reality than in her dream, which is also the same for me. I think that story was very crazy, paranormal, and unexplainable lol.