Ok daddit, best jokes your kid loves? Asking for a 3yr old.

Humor

My son just told me a joke he heard at day care and laughed his butt off. I then told him as many jokes as I could that were clean and simple to understand he loved it. Son is 3 would love more jokes I can tell him!

Give me your best ones!

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? So they can hide in cherry trees!

Why does Tarzan have a flat head? Elephant fell out of the cherry tree.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with!

Why are chickens cool? because said like a chicken noise.

Posted Dec 7, 2025, 11:43 PM UTC

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