Fuck Winter

Fuck it in the ass. I’ve lived in Minnesota since I was 2 and winter always sucks ass. Why yes, I absolutely love scraping a shit ton of ice off my windshield only for my truck to not start! I love dressing like a fucking Eskimo just to get the mail! I love blowing out the driveway only for a fucking plow to shove a shit ton of snow at the end again! I love having to deal with a bunch of idiot drivers before work and they are going 2 MPH on the fucking highway!

Fuck winter! Fuck it in the ass!