38 [M4F] - Virtual Constant Kalandian/Ka-naughtyhan, Dayshift Edition

Hey, hi. Hope you’ve had your coffee already by the time you read this. Otherwise, go get one. Good morning.

First off, please take the time to read this post in its entirety before sending a DM so we don't waste each other's time. Don’t write a check you can’t cash with your ass. Lol.

Title says it all. I just need someone virtual/long distance since I don't really have the capacity to do meetups, but hey, who knows. Maybe I can free up soon. Pwede namang mapag-usapan. Maybe this time I can find someone equally geeky/nerdy with the appropriate level of maturity. I'm looking for low-maintenance, witty, and flirty/occasional NSFW conversations during working hours so I can keep my sanity relatively intact. Please wag mo nang ipilit kung di ka naman into those kasi sayang lang oras nating dalawa. If you're:

·       Hopefully someone as geeky as me (let’s talk more about this), not really a requirement but it’ll be easier to use as topics, yknow

·       Someone who's exactly into low-maintenance, witty, and flirty/NSFW conversations once we vibe. But for f*ck’s sake please be consistent and straightforward. Pag ayaw nang kausap, magsabi lang. Para di sayang oras.

·       Yung may kusang mag-message/magstart ng convo. Nakakaumay yung mga magmemessage sa simula tapos olats na hahaha

·       Type in the word "Koi no Yokan" in your intro just so I know you really read my post

·       Preferably same working/gising hours

·       Hopefully there's more for us to talk about besides sex lol

·       Looking for a constant kausap, screw labels and such, chemistry rocks type of person

Then I would LOVE to hear from you. Cheers!