Nothing prepared me!

Not a ding-dang one of you warned me my stomach was going to turn me into a whale. I am ready to go call to the Orca’s, with the way my gut is singing the song of its people.

Whines, grumbles, groans, inexplicable bubbles!?

And these horrendous sulfur burbs?! What is that? Where does it come from?! My poor cat was laying on my chest and I swear I almost knocked the poor thing out. He fled 😭

( I’m on Week 2, send remedies and maybe an exorcist )!