Saw someone’s willy at work

Had to do the routinely washroom checks.

My voice usually isn’t loud enough and my fist isn’t too strong to make decent knocks so I ALWAYS use the bunch of keys to knock on the washroom doors. It’s LOUD. It’s CLANKY. And always at least 10 door hits.

I knock on the door and wait 5 seconds. And I knock again. Silence

Okay. No one’s in there then. I’m good to go.

I come in and lo and behold Mr. Stupid and his little friend flashes me in all its glory. He just stares at me.

I didn’t even say sorry, just a disappointed ”Oh” then left.

He could’ve been deaf? and mute?

But no, after a few minutes he comes to the register to buy tickets for the 50/50 draw. Perfectly speaks English. Definitely not deaf.

He tells me his phone number and I input it but nothing was showing up. Then he starts getting upset that he can’t buy tickets.

“Yeah I’ve tried your name and phone number but nothing’s showing up on the machine. Are you sure you’ve registered?”

“Oh I have to register for that?”

Well dumdum we’re not psychics here are we??? Gtfo