When people with kids think they’re more important and should get holidays off over those you don’t have kids

I love saying a straight NO to parents who didn’t plan accordingly for their holidays and then get annoyed when they ask their single coworkers… Can you work my Christmas? Can you work my… Enter holiday here.

Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I don’t have things to do on holidays, or that I shouldn’t get my time off… Not sorry

No! Because I deserve time off just like you do, and you should know when to take your time off and if you’re not eligible for it, that’s your problem. I am not switching for you so that you can have your holiday.

Again, failure to plan on your part does not constitute a cluster fuck holiday for me.

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