I’m Better than all of you

After years of listening, I have come to the conclusion that I am the greatest Watchhouse fan ever. I have come to know Andrew and Emily at a personal level (sorry if none of yall could comprehend that concept). I know their entire discography front to back and serenade my ears with their ethereal tunes every night as I sip my scotch by the fire with my abusive father. I just want yall to know that none of yall will ever be on the side of Jordan that I am. I am full of such jubilee that no one could match my rituals.