Just making a few changes. Hope y'all don't mind. 

*All articles will be removed except for Article 2.

* 1st Amendment will be adjusted- Now Only Churches will pay taxes. Everyone else is Exempt.

*2nd Amendment is being rewritten. Only people under 5'3“ are permitted to Bear Arms. (They need all the help they can get.)

*3rd Amendment will be adjusted too. POTUS can now enter your home to use your shower. (I travel a lot and HATE Hotel bathrooms.)

*10th Amendment will be deleted entirely (States don't have rights, only People and Corporations.)

*12th Amendment will change. Now POTUS has total authority over elections.

*13th Amendment will no longer apply to the people in Ohio of Irish-Turkish decent. Everyone else, we cool.

*14th Amendment will be adjusted. Everyone is now a US Citizen. (This p*ss slinging over dirt has gotten confusing and old fast.)

*16th Amendment will be abolished- Only the Churches will pay taxes.

*17th Amendment will be deleted along with Article 1.

*19th Amendment will remain mostly the same... But will formally exclude Pam Bondi specifically. (Nobody wants her making ANY important decisions like that.)

*20th, 22nd, and 23rd Amendment will be deleted

*24th Amendment will be reversed. Anyone with a net worth over $1 Billion dollars will no longer be allowed to vote.

*25th Amendment will be abolished- The selection process will be a drinking game.

*26th Amendment will be adjusted to have a maximum age of 80.

*Amendment 27 will be changed. Elected officials will now be paid in Jellybeans.

Thank You for your attention to this matter!

-President Cordia D. Herndon,
67th President of the United States

Changes to the Constitution