CMV: United States is a colony of Israel

The definition of a Colony is

A territory that is under the political control of a distant state (the metropole), often established by settlement and maintained for economic exploitation.

Let's see how that relates to USA and Israel.

Distance: Well obviously Israel is a distant state almost 5000 miles away from USA.

Political Control: Israel has complete political control over the United States. 100s of US Senators and Representatives have Israeli flag in front of their offices in the US capitol. USA has given political cover to Israel more than any other country. Israel is the only country that has 38 states anti-bds laws. American citizens have been disallowed to get disaster relief fund unless they sign a pledge of allegiance to Israel. Moreover, Recent remarks from Donald Trump in Israel when he was praising Mirium Edelson and asking her if she loves Israel or USA more. Mirium Edelson spends 100s of millions of dollars primarying for pro-israel candidates. Basically, Israel selects which politicians are allowed to Run for office in USA. All of what I said until now is a verifiable fact, but let's get into conspiracies too. It is kind of unspoken truth that Jeffrey Epstein worked for Israeli intelligence and blackmailed American politicians.

So, Israel has complete and utter political control over United States.

Economic exploitation: First of all, Israel is the largest aid recipient from American taxpayers. Combine this with AIDS we have to give to countries like Egypt and Jordan just to play nice with Israel, the direct contribution already reaches around trillions of dollars. Now combine these with indirect liabilities: USA has to be enemies with many Middle eastern countries which otherwise would have been allies. It's also fair to say USA went to Iraq war on Israels behest because Saddam Hussein was a tough enemy of Israel. The world class "intelligence" that Israel provides USA in exchange for aid money didn't know the WMDs were false. Moreover, Marco Rubio is saying USA is going to war with Venezuela because of Hezbollah and Iran??!! All these have added multitrillion dollar debt in the US economy and impoverished regular taxpaying Americans with zero benefit.

Nothing says a more powerful entity can't be controlled by a less powerful one. The entire history of colonialism is based on that principle. So, change my mind on how USA is not a Colony of Israel?