What’s the best backhanded dick compliment you’ve ever gotten?

Heard this one a few years ago from an old dude at work which Ill never forget:

A husband told his wife “I bet you can’t say something that’ll make me both happy and sad at the same time.” She thinks for a second and goes: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.”

I was once told that I was “too big to be a good BF dick” which definitely felt both good and bad.

What’s the best backhanded dick compliment you’ve ever heard / personally gotten?