About Me

Well, hello!

Of all the places you can be on reddit, I appreciate you stopping by. While I'm an advocate of good trouble, let's keep you out of bad trouble.

Look to your left. Look to your right. Look across the room. Is the coast clear? Good! I'm known for putting smiles on faces and would hate for someone to ask you "why are you smiling over there?," as you flutter for a response. Now, you're probably thinking "well, someone here is overly confident." That's definitely not the case. I just know that if a man can't make you smile, he doesn't deserve the privilege of your presence, and I'm in the business of delivering smiles whether through words, massages, or orgasms.

Now that no one's around and we can have a private conversation, I'd like to share a recent conversation I had...

Therapist: I think there's a pattern of people pleasing.

Me: Ok. But I've never met a woman who didn't want to be pleased.

Therapist: Well, you can't please every women.

Me: Why not?

So here you have it, a man who prioritizes pleasing a woman before himself. My vanilla therapist calls me a "people pleaser;" previous partners have called me a "Pleasure Dom." 🤷🏾‍♂️ I'll let you decide.

FOR THE LADIES:

I know that, as a woman, after a long day carrying the world on your shoulders—managing deadlines, caring for everyone else, being assertive, making decisions and navigating the weight of expectations—you deserve a space where you are poured into. Do you get that often? Probably not.

   👐🏾✨️💆‍♀️ Memorable Massages 💆🏾‍♀️✨️👐🏾

Well, here's the perfect opportunity for you to be selfish for once and make a decision that's all about you. Indulge, or shall I say, invest in yourself and allow me to give you a yoni, tantric, or traditional massage. You've read about them in the erotic stories and spicy novels you discreetly read. Now let's transform that reading to reality. Allow me to etch a memory that you can't shake and forget. An experience that makes you smile while in the middle of your day. Something you can't fully share with coworkers and friends, giving them the half truth that you treated yourself to self-care and a massage, and when they ask where, you respond with "someone you were referred to who has been doing it for years, has a full book of clients, and you were lucky he had a cancelation and was able to squeeze you in." 😏

  👅🌮🤿 Mouth Made 4 Muff Diving 🤿🌮👅

Should you want more, I live and crave for muff diving. How many times have you gone down on a man without him doing the same for you? Well, I'm here to flip these tables, and in fact, expect nothing in return. Luckily for you, I find the taste of a woman's juices as refreshing as water ice on a hot Philly summer day. The delicious smell and taste of hardworking and under appreciated muff is so addictive. I mean what else can one eat that's delicious, calorie free, and brings you joy? Going down makes me smile like finding that random quarter in your car as you pull into the Aldi parking lot.

Note, I'm one of the few verified men on RAOMD! 🥇

FOR THE COUPLES:

I'm well aware my invitation is a privilege, not an entitlement. Having been the third for many couples in the past, or should I say having indulged in a smorgasbord of scenarios at the Debauchery Diner, I'm like the buffet of bacon - many enjoy it, but like vegetarians, some are not interested (i.e., those that only play within their race, lesbian couples, etc.); like a BLT, sometimes I'm brought in to be the main ingredient (i.e., cuck couples, husbands with ED, etc.); while other times I'm just an extra topping, like on a baked potato (i.e., stag/vixen, swinger, etc ). But at the end of the day, I think we can all agree that everything is better with bacon! So go ahead and "bring home the bacon." 😏

WHO AM I:

☑️ Respectful, Professional, and Discreet🧑🏾‍💼

☑️ Prioritizes safety (last tested November 2025; all neg) and personal hygiene ⛑️

☑️ Physically Fit (gym 5 days/week) 🏋🏾‍♂️

☑️ Values touching, teasing, tasting, and talking 😈

☑️ 5+ years of massage experience with mobile table💆🏽‍♀️

☑️ Seasoned divemaster 🤿

☑️ Judgement free 😶

Curious? Did I make you smile?

Drop a comment, a 😊, or a DM and let's connect.