What do you guys think about me? (I'm from a different universe)

I don't know what the hell you guys mean by "Ohio", "Michigan", "New Mexico", "Illinois", "Indiana", "North Dakota", or "South Dakota". Plus during Reconstruction the South was punished and made into new states so there is no such thing as Mississippi, Alabama, South Carolina, or North Carolina anymore.

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