what do i do abt my small pp? its been bothering me all my life. its super annoying to even perform task like shower bc of it.

For reference i am 23 yr old male 5’9 220 and have 2.3 inch weiner even though have only ever done it once. She laughed to all her friends abt my small size, and i was known as the school wide chode micro weiner. She even said that u couldn’t see it while i am standing up. No methods have worked yet and im thinking about stealing my little brother’s college funds for surgery to get a bigger weiner size.