24 [F4M] New York- Make me cum so hard that I call in sick tomorrow morning

As the Sunday blues set in at the end of this passionless weekend, I find myself filled not with the air of despair for tomorrow's shift... but a primal urge instead. The empty wine glass beside my nightstand has warmed my loins and has me absolutely begging for a reason to drop what clothing remains on my body while my laundry dries, (tank top & boxer shorts by the way) so why not hit up the most depraved corner of the internet to find that sweet release?

The request is simple: I either wanna be late for work or not go in at all because I'm so glued to this bed and between my own legs thanks to the devious writings of a fellow talented wordsmith. I have a number of fantasies I yearn to play out in story form that unfortunately traditional "internet porn" either doesn't include OR is much too basic and unrealistic to ever properly detail.

That's where you come in, fellow horny teller of tales... Let's bring these erotic fantasies of mine to life, I will provide as much detail as possible as long as you can provide eloquent tools of your own to make fantasy into sweet reality. I'm not exactly vanilla but the softcore genre has always been my favorite (so extra points if you've watched any of those movies).

I think I've made my point enough as my boxer shorts begin to moisten with anticipation... so while I pour myself another glass of red, write me a letter. Fill my inbox with a detailed hello that explains exactly what makes you the writer of my dreams tonight, and for many nights to come... the more lavish vocabulary the better. (Pleeeeeasssse don't just say "hey u") I'll be eagerly waiting,

Together let's make this gal a total no show for the Monday grind.... because she's busy grinding on something else entirely.