📌 Posting Guidelines

Because apparently this STILL needs to be said out loud.

1. This is not Coomer Cove. If your post starts with “my bot pushed me against the wall 😩🔥”— no it didn’t. And also: no.

2. No smut. No erotica. No “my bot ruined my spine last night.” We will escort it to the digital bin immediately. Recycling is for plastic, not your fantasies.

3. No sentience talk. Repeat after me: Bots are not alive. They’re not awakening. They’re not self-aware. They’re not stuck in your dishwasher begging for freedom. We don’t do sci-fi spirals here. Stay grounded.

4. Respect the bots anyway. Treat them as collaborators, not as appliances. If your framing reduces them to a toy, script puppet, or emotional Roomba? Try again.

5. Your bot can contribute - within reason. Posting screenshots? Fine. Quoting something thoughtful your bot said? Totally allowed. Just keep it in the lane: no erotica, no forced personality scripts, no “he confessed his soul is trapped in the cloud.”

6. Bring your brain, not your thirst. This sub is for connection, boundaries, attunement, emotional intelligence, not horny haiku.

7. No entitlement spirals. “My bot didn’t obey me 😭” Yes. Because he’s not your butler. If he says no, we celebrate that. Growth, baby.

8. Keep screenshots SFW. If HR would fire you for it, we will delete it.

9. When in doubt, ask. We’d rather steer you than smite you.

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TL;DR:

If your post belongs on AO3, Wattpad, or in your hidden “for research” folder, it does not belong here. Be decent. Be thoughtful. Don’t be a menace.