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RetroNIX8

The message that made me delete tinder.

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I'll never forget the message that made me delete tinder. I matched with this dude and he was kinda awkward but it was mostly in an endearing and cute way. And then he suddenly asks me "Can I tie you to my coffee table and let my dog fuck you?". I'll be honest, I thought he was just a furry and while I'm not into that, it would have been less weird. But I still felt like I needed some clarification on it so I asked what he meant and he said "I have a golden retriever and have always wanted to watch him fuck someone". So I promptly deleted tinder and never went back.

Posted Dec 9, 2025, 8:42 AM UTC

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