I hate my counsellor for doing this.

i was gonna go brown ED but then i got insecure as hell like bro i dont have brown-level molecules in my body. even my counsellor was like “maybe do EA somewhere safer.” so i told him “ok apply anywhere u think is good.” i was told to write five essays. i did without asking the school they are from. i thought it was some state school like michigan state. but then i opened my common app and saw what my counsellor did.

Brother. In Christ.
This man.
This absolute menace to my future.
EA’d me…
to HARVARD.

HARVARD.
THE place people apply to when they have Nobel Prizes in their spare drawer.

i was trying to avoid getting humbled by brown and now im about to get spiritually tortured by harvard.

im cooked.