Didn’t watch Invasion Season 3? I’ve got you covered.

Most of us (including me) watched Season 3. But some of us (not me) refused to join the hive mind and had better things to do.

Just because you were smarter than the rest of us, you still shouldn’t miss out on the Invasion fun.

I give you: Invasion Season 3, A Recap in 3 Acts

—— 👽🏰🌎 ACT 1 🌎🏰👽 ——

<i>Setting: Former Earth</i> <i>The Mother ship has crashed into Earth, creating a Dead Zone that is still lush with plant life. Casper and Trevante have died, and have received a hero’s greatest honor: being made into action figures.</i>

<i>Two years have passed…</i>

<i>Setting: Former Portal, Former Atlantic Ocean</i>

TREVANTE: Psych! I’m not dead, everyone!

<i>Setting: Former High School and/or University, Former UK</i>

JAMILA: It’s me! I’m older now! You can tell since I’m wearing my hair down that I am not a kid anymore! (Or am I?)

NEW BOYFRIEND: Where are all your friends from Seasons 1 and 2?

JAMILA: I had a better agent who negotiated a longer contract for me, and hey, money is money.

NEW BOYFRIEND: Did you hear that Trevante guy is actually alive?

JAMILA: ✈️🇺🇸

<i>Setting: Former Stage, Former WDC Building</i>

GENERAL: Trevante, I know you can’t remember anything because of your PTSD –

TREVANTE: – I don’t have PTSD.

GENERAL: As I was saying, you may not remember much, but you do remember how to read a teleprompter, right?

TREVANTE: Umm…

JAMILA: Oh hey, I’m here, Trevante! Let’s escape in my car!

TREVANTE: Are you old enough to drive, Jamila? What is the driving age in England?

<i>Setting: Former Woods, Former Japan</i>

MITSKI: I love living in the woods in the middle of nowhere! I’ve always dreamed of a solitary life. At least, I think so. I can’t remember anything. Well, time to hack into the WDC again.

NIKHIL: Hey Mitski! It’s me! I found you! And I’ve brought some guards with me!

MITSKI: 🏹🙋‍♂️🔪👨🪨🤦‍♂️🩸☠️✌️

NIKHIL: But Mitski! What about the cOsMiC OcEaN?!?!

<i>Setting: Mitski’s Former Family’s Home, Former Japan</i>

SKYWATCH ASSASSIN: Mitski! I am here to capture or kill you.

SKYWATCH ASSASSIN: Aw shit, I died.

<i>Setting: Former Suburb, Former Boise, Former Idaho, Former United States</i>

ANEESHA: What a great suburban block party. Everything is absolutely back to normal now. I love you, Clark!

LUUUKE: I also love you, New Dad!

SARAH MOMMY: I love you the most, Only Dad I’ve Ever Known!

CLARK: Aw, I love you all so, so much. But do you know what I love even more than you? Conspiracies and learning what the government is hiding from us. ✨Infinitas✨ 4-Ever 🥰

<i>A mysterious stranger knocks on the Malik-Evans’s door</i>

ANEESHA: Who are you?

STRANGE MAN: Sorry, let me take off my sunglasses.

ANEESHA: Trevante?!

TREVANTE: I came to see Luuuuke. Does he still hear aliens or whatever?

LUUUUUKE: Wajo wajo wajo.

ANEESHA: Luuuuuuke is saying he absolutely does not still hear aliens.

JAMILA: Hey, I’m here too!

ANEESHA: Aren’t you supposed to be in class at your high school and/or university?

LUUUUUUUKE: Wajo.

TREVANTE: Aneesha, you like to do unhinged shit. Wanna go to an ✨Infinitas✨ meeting with me? Clark, you are not invited.

<i>Setting: Current ✨Infinitas✨ Meeting, Former Baker City, Former USA</i>

MEETING ATTENDEE: Who is that strange man over there? I better tell him he can’t wear sunglasses inside.

MEETING ATTENDEE 2: Gasp! Trevante Cole?!

TREVANTE: Aneesha, we gotta leave!

<i>Setting: Former Road</i>

INFINITAS MEMBER: Trevante and Aneesha, pull over! We’ll take you to the real ✨Infinitas✨!

<i>Setting: Former Living Room, Former ✨Infinitas✨ House</i>

VERNA/MARILYN/NOT INFINITAS: You wanted to see me, err, I mean, ✨Infinitas✨??

FBI: Open up!

<i>Setting: Former Malik-Evans’s Home, Former Idaho, Former USA</i>

Clark: I’m coming to save you, Aneesha! And also ✨Infinitas✨.

JAMILA: I’m here, too!

<i>Setting: Former Portals</i>

PORTAL: 😬😖😵‍💫💦😳🤤

ALIEN: 🐙

FORMER PEOPLE OF FORMER EARTH: 😱

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Wajo on, everyone! Let me know if you would like Act 2!