The Charming Snake, a bedtime story for grown ups

One day while scrolling to pass some time,

I found an old snake-rare, one of a kind.

Charming and handsome , he drew me right in;

One look in my eyes, that's where it begins.

He promised to love me, protect me for life,

Said, "Your my forever," then farted twice.

His venom was sweet, shot straight to my heart,

The kisses were fire-pure passion, pure art.

But soon I'd discover I wasnt his prize;

I'd only been caught in his shimmering lies.

He coils he waits while we're unaware,

He strikes when hes ready- you wont be prepared.

He charms every woman with words that inspire,

Pulls them in close, fills their hearts with desire.

Then fangs full of poison sink in like a flame-

He twists and he toys while he whispers your name.

So dont trust the sparkle, the smile, or the honey-

This snake only hunts for a woman with money.

Sweet dreams