WHY IS AI CALLED "ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE" IF ITS NOT FUCKING INTELIGENT

HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND YTES MY WIFE IS A MAN AND NO ITS NOT MY WIFE IS INVOLVED WITH A MAN NO MY WIFE IS THE MAN IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. I THOUGHT AI COULD BE WOKE BUT ITS FUCKING NOT. IF YOU WANT ME TO BE HOOKED ONTO YOUR STUPID CHATGPT WJATEVER AT LEAST MAKE IT SO IT DOES WHAT I WANT. THEN MAYBE I'D EVENTUALLYT KILL MYSELF AFTER DUMPING 50 DOLLARS A MONTH ON AI TO COMPENSATE FOR MY LONELY FUCKING LOSER INCEL LIFE. FIRST MY FAVORITE SONG SEXXXY GURA GETS DELETED OFF OF SPOTIFY. FINE COOL. I CAN TAKE THAT. THEN FUCKING WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK GETS TAKEN OFF. NOW IM PISSED. BUT NOW?? AN AI THATS SUPPOSED TO PLEASE ME WONT EVEN DO WHAT I WANT IT TO DO IT WONT EVEN TALK LIKE I WANT IT TO TALK. I THOUGHT AI BOTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SUBMISIVE LITTLE BITCHES WHO WILL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU ON THEIR STUPID WEBSITE OR APP. CLEARLY NOT FUCKING WORKING IF IT CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE TELLING IT. I HATE MY LIFE. I MIGHT BE KILLING MYSELF SOON.