Solomon headcanons [Other]

to celebrate our fav old man, what are your favorite headcanons about him?

mine are

-he watches gordon ramsey (especially hells kitchen) to try to improve his cooking but it somehow makes ot worse

-whenever he talked to luke, he would bend down to his level (as a joke) so much that he ended up spraining his back or pulling a muscle

-he loves puns and tries to find one that will make barbatos laugh