What pouches fit 500ml monster cans best?

This is kind of a joke post, but does anybody know any pouches that fit 500ml monster cans well? I’ve thought about grenade pouches, specially something similar to 40mm grenade pouches. I’d love to mount some onto my plate carrier for the shits & giggles, if at all possible. The cans have a width of about 7cm, & circumference of about 21cm. Thanks!