I (29F) wish I could jerk my dick with a bunch of guys

Well 1) I wish I had a dick, a nice respectable-sized one and

2. I wish I could jerk off with a bunch of guys, either with like a frat house or better yet a football team. I'd love to suck all their cocks while I jerk mine and maybe we can jack each other off.

I'd let them cum all over and in me and I'd probably cum several times from being used like that