This is silly but I want a robe/housecoat and I need suggestions.

Now that it is getting chilly where I live, I’d really like a nice robe while getting ready. I used to lay around in my bed before getting dressed, but now that I have a 4 month old, I’m getting her milk pumped, her fed, and dressed, and then when my husband leaves with her to take her to daycare I get dressed (to avoid spit up/poop on my minimalist selection of clothes). I spend 8pm to 7am looking like Patrick Star.

I am so weird about robes and things that tie around my waist or are close to my neck. It has to be easy to put on or I won’t wear it. I am so lazy when it comes to clothes. I also need it to be breastfeeding friendly. I’m sorry I’m so long winded. I’m a teacher and my husband is out of town so this is me talking to adults