Narration - Thundercock Meets His Match [Chad Thundercock][Chapter 3][Shitpost][Parody][Narration][Strippers][Ohgodbodyglittereverywhere]

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Chapter 3

Chad Thundercock was at the strip club, bricked up like the great wall of China. His favorite stripper, Cumslut McBackshots, wriggled her backside as she tottered over on 8” spike heels. 

Her bubblegum smacked while she talked. “Ooooh, does somebody have some gummy cummies for me today?” She asked Chad. 

“Fuck yeah, babe,” Chad replied, looking at her over the top of his Oakley™ sunglasses. They went to the back room.

She proceeded to bounce her shame cave on his quiver bone at warp speed, turning him into a human volcano inside 30 seconds. Chad Thundercock slumps over, completely spent.

“Teehee,” giggled Cumslut McBackshots, taking his sunglasses and putting them on. “Fuck yeah!”