in your twenties, you will meet women who write three types of substacks.

One will be called something like Slut Brigade, and do something like sex toy reviews and spill gossip about her steamy hookups.

One will be called ethereal.,ketamine..angel.., and use too much punctuation. she will go to berlin a lot and generally be a huge mess. the writing will be endearingly confessional but not very good. potentially has a real adult job somehow or actually moderately successful art career.

The last will be called something like eternalspring and include a lot of pictures of her reading something dense and smoking cigarettes. the writing itself will be free verse about lost loves with no punctuation and capitalization. her childhood home probably burned down during the pacific palisades fire but she's too cryptic to confirm or deny this.