My Daughter wants to drive a Submarine (She’s still 4)

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So today on the way to preschool, my daughter informed me that she wants to become a submarine captain when she grows up. She said that she’s going to buy her own submarine, paint it pink and purple (her two favorite colors), and give it cute little circle windows to look out of. I asked her what she wanted to look at in her submarine and she said, “the ocean, Daddy, that’s where submarines go.” I asked who she would take with her on the submarine and she told me that I have to be the other captain and that she would have Fluffy the Reindeer and Magicorn come with us. I asked if mommy could come to and she said, “I asked her to come first, but she said it was too deep for her in the ocean. That’s why you’re coming.” I also asked if Rascal would be coming and my daughter said, “No Daddy, cats don’t like water and he’d make my submarine stinky.”

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Posted Dec 10, 2025, 2:54 PM UTC

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