"Hump day" "live, laugh, love" ridiculous.

What is wrong with this guy? Does he really believe that we partition our weeks around Wednesday and leave buy 3 on Friday like some characterture of a 1990s office worker?

His emails make very clear just how out of touch he is.

My biweeks have one focus: count Saturday at 12:00 midnight. For an examiner, the recounting of time is a countdown of accumulated counts vs.time remaining in the biweek.

It's like a low-grade fever that increases towards the biweekly end and only breaks ever other Sunday just to restart on the Monday.

He is trying to relate with things that are unrelatable to examiners.

These stupid emails are earning him more ire than any of the other jerks that came before him in the last 20 years.