AITA for killing the woke liberal cleric instead of listening to their liberal lecture?

AITA

So, I (23M, level 7 fighter) am playing a normal dungeon crawl with my party. Our woke cleric spent the first five minutes of every encounter lecturing about goblin rights, dungeon loot inequality, and toxic masculinity in combat.

I tried to stealth past a trap. They said, "That’s ableist, we should all roll dex equally!” Rolled a nat 1. Trap goes off. They yell about “systemic trap oppression.”

Later, we reach the dragon. Cleric insists we negotiate reparations with the dragon because it’s “clearly a marginalized apex predator.” I say, “Hell nah, swing first, ask questions later.” Nat 20 on my attack. Dragon now has a concussion.

Liberal cleric tries to ban me from loot and exp because “violence is patriarchal.” I respond by rolling 18 in Intimidation , and they shut up. Party is upset, saying I, “ruined the inclusive safe space.” I called them out by saying the dungeon doesn’t care about their twitter thread ethics.

So AITA for murderhoboing the woke liberal cleric instead of letting them lecture me for 3 hours? Because I honestly think the dungeon is not responsible for my moral education.

Posted Dec 10, 2025, 3:06 PM UTC

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