[M4F] I "accidentally" find my girl best friend's collection of huge dildos

Don't be embarrassed! I find it kind of impressive. You should let me try them out on you.

I had always had a hopeless crush on you. But I never knew exactly how hopeless until I found your toy collection under the bed. You had always been super pretty, successful, and with a great sense of humor that endeared you to everyone. But no boyfriend, no partner, only the occasional fling and that seemed to always leave you disappointed.

One day we were working out at yours and you ask me to grab a phone charger from your room. I decide to have a snoop around your room and find a large plastic tub under your bed. Inside are some of the hugest dildos I have ever seen. No wonder you don't have a partner. How could someone measure up to your colossal toy collection!