Is everyone in BLR dating except me?

Okay so random 2 pm thought… does Bangalore have some secret dating pipeline that nobody told me about? 😅 I’m 24, coding all day, gym in the evening, then home… and somehow my entire friend circle is getting engaged like it’s an Amazon Great Indian Marriage Sale.

Meanwhile I’m here like: bro, I didn’t even finish the tutorial level of dating yet.
Apps bhi try kiya… half the time I get 0 matches, and the other half the match disappears faster than my weekend plans.

Does anyone else feel like they started a bit late or is this just a me-problem?
Also how do introvert-y people even meet others in this city?
And why does every “quiet café” turn into a mini IPL match as soon as I sit down? 😭

Genuinely curious — how are normal people making friends/meeting people in BLR without becoming extroverts overnight?