Hire me broke girly here

Hello Im offering my services of the following: -Architectural Plans / 3d Design / Lighting Consult -Online Secretary (Can manage your schedules, can book trips or find something for you) -Personal Seller (I can sell your stuff, we can do commission basis or simply state the amount you want and Im responsible to post it on my asking price to buyers) -Willing to learn of any tasks, I am proficient with Powerpoint presentation, I can be a tutor basically can pickup instructions.

Got no luck on job hunting. I need to earn for our bills, meds and hopefully can celebrate my birthday next week with simple food on the table. Please help me. SFW only please