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Funny idea you might like to use

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So i don't know if this is the right place to post this, but its a funny idea i hadntou might like to use in your game:

On the outskirts of a town there lives a very wholesome and loving kenku family, your typical, too good to be true, family. But the only neighbors they have are this disfunctional and bitter family, you can make their dynamic whatever you want whether that is disfunctional but loving or not. But the thing is, the Kunku family only really hear the disfunctional family, so of course they copy how they speak, but they clip and edit their words to be more loving, the parents are better at it then the children. I dont know if this is exactly accurate to how the kenku operate in dnd, i have a very limited understanding of the exact jitty gritty, but to me it just seems funny to walk inside the kenku family's home and hear them talk to each other lovingly but in harsh tones.

what the kenku hear:

  • I fucking told you to take out the trash,
  • i dont love you anymore
  • FUCK YOU MOM!

Kenku child: [I fucking!] {Love you} (MOM!)

Posted Dec 11, 2025, 9:56 AM UTC

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