Edging is amazing and good
I'm pretty sure nobody reads these if they're tagged as being by a Male or Non-binary person, so thank you already if you're here. I have a deep desire to be pornrotted, to an extent that makes me feel like I can't help but succumb to it. But let me tell you how hard that is when you're someone with absolutely no will power 😢 I wanna dedicate my whole day sometimes to just pumping away, all my screens filled with porn, talking to somebody about edging. But all I can muster up is maybe half an hour of solo dry stroking. It's tragic! I have no idea how I'd enforce something like that on myself, and respect anyone who's figured out the answer for themselves. The ideal world is having someone guide me through hours and hours of pumping, giving me all the praise in the world for doing the bare minimum, when this little princess can't even teach themselves to not blow their load at the thought of some generic hentai in two or less minutes.
Someday, for one day, maybe 3 or 4 full days, I gotta discipline myself to get on that routine where nothing but gooning happens with the exception of meals and sleeping and showers. Not for so long to put my life on pause, but long enough with someone to get the taste. Gooning is great, and nothing beats getting to lock your brain for a little bit on nothing but porn, and I'll tell you why. So much of life is numbers. Your number to pay your bills, your number to have people call you to try and squeeze more money out of you, your number to have people send you paper that tells you whether you're going to jail or not. And if you fuck up any of those numbers, you're given a world of trouble for God knows how long. But there's one number that you can never get wrong, and that's the number of hours you spent gooning yourself. As long as you are still holding your job, relations, and don't smell, get that number up as high as you can.
For anyone here who partakes in any sort of fetish either partially or entirely for a deeply instilled desire to be able to let go of adult responsibilities, my heart goes out to you. And I love you. To any girls or boys or anyone else who wanna be treated like a dog, because dogs gets called good and perfect for rolling their bellies on the ground for 10 seconds, I hope you live an amazing life. Because life so far has probably not treated you square. Please edge for as long as you want to, if you have the willpower hold off on cumming, and if you're not into that go cum however much you want. Because you deserve it, and you deserve everything. And obviously nobody in life is going to give you anybody everything, so just give yourself the joy of edging. It's the least you could do for yourself given you're into it.
Posted Dec 13, 2025, 10:26 AM UTC