AITC? I, Dougal the squirrel, bit a photographer who shouted at our human.

Our human turned up yesterday and was filling our water points and the bird feeder and whistling for us to come like she usually does, when a photographer, who was lying on the ground hidden under a net thing and in camouflage gear, told her to shut up because he wanted to photograph squirrels. He was really rude about it.

She told him she was whistling to call us and he got quite loud and aggressive, so I bit his hand, a good, deep bite too - there was a lot of blood. Of course, I ran away smartly and was never in any danger.

Does that make me the cloaca? I was only protecting the food source from an aggressive male.