listen up, i’m fully convinced fuzzy panda already covered their short on $RZLV and here’s why i’m calling it 💀

first off, they hit us with that fire short report on sept 29 when the stock was probably around $6-8 (it dipped hard that day, classic panda drop lmaooo). but now in dec 2025, rzlv is grinding low at like ~$2.70-$2.80. that’s a massive ~60-65% smash from $8.00 levels. if they shorted anywhere near there or higher, they’re straight up banking huge gains already. why sit there eating borrow fees when you can lock in profits and bounce? second, borrow rates were insane mid-2025 (like 180%+ in august when short float hit 7.5%), but now shares are way easier to borrow and rates have chilled out big time. short interest is low af too, around 4% of float lately. means a ton of shorts (including the big activists) probably exited after the initial tank. no reason for panda to pay premium rent on a trade that already delivered. third, the stock got wrecked post-report, but then rezolve fired back hard—raised 2025 ARR guidance to $150M+, set $500M for 2026, analysts all yelling “strong buy” with $9-10+ targets (like 250-300% upside from here 😂). it’s been quietly bleeding lower with no new panda drama or follow-up tweets. if they were still loaded short, they’d be out here posting more heat to push it down further, but it’s dead silent. crickets = they covered and dipped. fr, fuzzy panda’s vibe is smash with the report, watch the bleed, cover on the way down, collect bag, next target. they don’t hold forever. this one did exactly what they wanted from like $8.00+. bet they’re out and hunting the next hype stock to expose 🐼💨